Part 1
Hi, I’m Piepaint
Nice to meet ya!
Unlock your board and call me Palawan!
Secure’s your game? Just show your code
So you can generate your hash
So you saw efuse right? But that’s not enough!
You haven’t even finish reading your doc’!
When you configure wrong keys, it goes upside down!
With a hard-bricked phone on your hand
Here’s a tip, replace your chip
Or you’ll see my broken functions!
Part 2
Oh, oh, oh, hi there~
Welcome to my prototype museum!
Oh, oh, oh, hi there~
Please don’t fail, I run out of stock!
Oh, oh, oh, hi there~
Burn out fuses, let me secure ya!
Oh, oh, oh, hi there~
Oh yeah, I blew it up!
Pre-chrous
Every hobbist come here closer,
We can compile them all together
Grab some source code and have a drink,
Send your computer on fire
Gonna take a picture then post on my blog,
It’s time to secure my hard work
Pay attention, this is a blow job
You have to use my secured loader
You’re unlocking, I’ll make it even harder
You’re upgrading, I can know you better
When you disassembly for your freedom,
I’ll sue you, let’s meet on court
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I’ll make you scare of me!
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You’re voiding your warranty
Chrous
Damn! Build from day to night
Occupied my time, and shoutin’ like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Working form zero to one, misconfigured
Dumping RAM and it sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Bruning my secure hash, failed
Replacing my chip sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Debugging a broken modem
Capturing logs and it sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Part 3
Don’t flash things,
on your phone
Don’t flash things,
on your phone
Don’t flash things,
on your phone
Don’t flash things—
Nevermind, just go ahead
Chrous
Damn! Build from day to night
Occupied my time, and shoutin’ like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Working form zero to one, misconfigured
Dumping RAM and it sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Bruning my secure hash, failed
Replacing my chip sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Damn! Debugging a broken modem
Capturing logs and it sounds like:
Screw you, Crashdump!
Ending
No, the last user run away!
Guess we’ll fired…