Piepaint? Piepaint, wake up !
Ugh.. What’s up Hamoa1?
A developer has escaped from the Windows world!
Really? Are you ready to perform a TLS handshake2 to them?
Ugh! No time for your technical puns !
Ah c’mon! That would be a good Installfest3 to hold!
ENOUGH!!
Alright, here we go again…
Chrous
Welcome to the UNIX world!
How was the trial?
If you want to explore around,
Give us a syscall()4
We don’t hear Windows often,
We’re happy you just opt-in5
I’ll be so popular,
When I show other processes what I just brought in!
Verse: EDKPiepaint and Hamoa Oryon
Hey, Hamoa, please mind your manners
I can’t, Piepaint, there’s no time for banters!
Excuse my brother, She’s a bit of unstable6
And you’re just lazy and unreliable!Syscall() me what you want, I got thick skin
Another technical pun, but I can’t kill him!
We’re processes, the primary kind,
to mess us causes system crash!
Chrous: Hamoa Oryon
We can relat to your examination,
Because we processes have our own motivations
Humans sold us at a normal fee,
It’s because it’s against some people’s needs
Through all your journey, your spywares7 will follow
Your consequences aren’t easy to swallow,
A developer, or a raider, now you should know
‘Cause it’s a long-lived rule down to the code
Verse: EDKPiepaint and Hamoa Oryon
Guess what, Hamoa?
What?
The last line of the chrous is a technical pun!
Huh? Your little beep ! That is really… clever!
Thanks, bro.
Chrous
Your’re stuck in the UNIX world,
Thanks for your trial
If you want to figure out,
Prepare your code8
You could enhance your privacy
Or turn them all into dust
Is your heart is fulled of evil,
Or fulled of love?
Verse: Hamoa Oryon and EDKPiepaint
I, the Hamoa Oryon,
Chanllenge you to the knowledge of embedment!
Test that user (how) to read logs from console?
Good, Piepaint! That will make him be fuddled!
I removed the pins,
To make it even harder!
…Seems like another Serial Murderer9!
Stop it, okay?
I’m done with your puns!
Sounds like someone’s funny fuse’s broken
Chrous: Hamoa Oryon and EDKPiepaint
We can relat to your examination,
Because we processes have our own motivations
I am the mastermind, and she is my accomplice
Y̷̻̱̳̣̙̹̖̅̑̊͐̏̊̑̋̅͜͝o̷̧͍̤̜͒̋̍̕͠ư̵̟̣͂̂̐̿͌̌̕͠’̶̡̱̥̋͐̚ȑ̵̢̛̠̥̯̟̮̥͚͗̈́̍̓̃̄͜͝è̵̡͑͂̄̓͋̽ ̵̭̞̓͆͗̅̐s̵̱̐̊͂̀̍t̸̢̧͈͎̗̖̝̼̜͔̻̙̖̹̙̙̿̃̅̆̿͆̄̈̈́̌̍͋̇͊̆̚i̸̛̱͂̀̊̓̌͝ľ̴͕̥̳̱̟̅̆̾̍̊͠l̴̢̹̣̪̻͓̠̲̹̽̌̏͂̊͋̚͠ ̶̛̙̟̮͔͛̔̓̊̎͠͠ä̵͈̯͍̼̯́l̸̡̡̤̠̜̙̜̝̝̫͚̒͑̈́͒̉́̄͜į̴̲̱͈̣̖͈̬̜͕̪͋͊̽̈́́̾̈́̔̈́͒̋̃̅͝ͅv̷̢̡̛͕͚̯̹̘̱̱͚͙̣̿̐͌̈͋͂̊̒͛͆͠͝e̴̛̞͖͉̖͗͆̇͌́͒̈́̄̇̑͑͌͂̄̐̈́ ̷̮͙͛̿͑̌̾̎͊́͑̊́͘͠ͅb̷̡̨̯͔͕͙̣͔́͛̅̄̀͒̂̈́̾̄͒͒̀͠ͅë̶̡̯̤̞̖̬͈̦̬̜͙͔̲́͝ç̴̧̰͖̯̘̜͓͕̠̞͎̥̣̈͐͒̀̀͐̄͊̈́̈́̌̅ä̴̢̢͓̺̹͉̲̪͚̟̬̘̊ͅư̴̡̟̞͍̣͉̘̦̒͐͑̓͒̒͝s̸̡̡̡̼̘̙̯̟̭̺̪̣͇͓̗̲͑̍̀͆̅͘e̷̡̧̠͈̩̗̟̪̫͕̹̗͊̐́͘͠ ̸͔͖̥̪͇̤͖̮̑̆̿̋̂͑̏̎̀̃̚͠͝͠I̸̢̡̝͙̪͖̤̱̐̆̑͒͌̓̔̊͐̌̀̄̈͐̕͠͝ ̷̧̗͔̟̯̩̱͈̏̐̓͂̏̀́̂̓́̇̉͘͘s̴̡̨̳͚͍͙͈̣̞̦̃̊͂͋̆͂̅̍ͅȉ̸̧̛̭̊̽̆͂͑̾̒̔̑̋́͋̏̕ǧ̸̦͔̦́̿̍̈́̌͌̈̓͊́̎͒͆͐͘͝n̶̳̙̦̱̯̲̼͉̘͕̱͋̌͝ȩ̴͎̩̩͇͎͙͚͗̆̌̐͂̈́̑̽̑̍̕̚͜d̶͓̪̏͛͛̈̂̒̏̍ ̴͖͕̟̙̺̺͕͇̈̒̌́͒͋̀̈̊̃̕̚͝ͅą̸̡̣̬̩̖̻̮̠̹̘͐͊͐̎̐̔͌̏ṇ̵̨̢̖̗͓̞͎̙̹̺͔̦͙̃̅̾̿̽͐̎̆͆̈́̂̔̈́͠͠ ̸̢͕͔͓̤̜͚̠͍͕̹͍̼͓̈̔͐̂̊̐̉̿͝a̴̡̛͍̜͚̦̲͓̓́̾͋͒̋̏̾͘͜g̵̛̗͓r̷̬͎̥̼̮̒̌̈́͑͒̈͊̾̉̀̚͠ę̸̖̹̰̳͕̯̫̻̟̈́̓̾͑̈̆̑̋e̶͇̩̅͊̃̓̑́́̍́̂̓̐͂̀̚m̴̡̡͎̼̝̼͔͕͙̤̲͓̉͑e̷̡͔͍͚̗̝̻̰͚̭̹̲͓̞͉̋̈̀̑̀͑̀̓̀͐̚̕͜͝͝͝n̵̻̜̺̰̬͔͖̝̦͕̝̣̩̔͑̀͂̓͒̏̎̅͑͑̇̂͋̏̚ţ̶̳̼͇̼̾̂̌̐
You’ll fall into love when you explore for hours
You might even deside to start talkin’ to others,
A developer, or a raider, now you should know
‘Cause it’s a long-lived rule down to the code
Bridge: Hamoa Oryon and EDKPiepaint
Someday I’ll pass the UNIX test,
To get certificate, can it be that hard…?
Listen, if I’m being honest,
my code ain’t nothing but being open-source
I know you and all things you want,
You’ll get more from code than me just a init
The deeper you go, the more you’ll get
Į̸̼͔̞̩̣̭̦̣̏̈́F̴̡͙̭̠̟̦̳̗͓̘̰͈̙͓̖̠̋̾͒͑̅̌̋͌̆̚ ̵̖̬̹͍̖͉͓̬̍̏̾͗͑̂͗́̈́͋͜I̶̥͊̔̈́̓͋̾͘ ̸̨̡̯̜̘̼̖̝͔̲̟̟̤̬̒͆̅̈́̒̚͜͝ͅR̷̥̩͒̎͆̈́̎̓͌Ę̸̹̖̠̻͕͇̼̣͎͓̯̯̰͚̒̏́͑̂͋͗͆͗̓̚F̸̧̮̩̑̎͜͜Ų̵̛̳̺̬̗͚̪̔̈́̂͂͗̀̓̀̎̀͂͘̕͘ͅS̴̨̳̮̟͕͕̅̏̽̒̉̎̀̀͋̋͘͝E̷̝̭̯̦͙̖̖̲̭̹̦̺̻͕̳̱͗͆̓̍̊̉̉̆͒̇̀̅̃̄̚ ̴̢̻̣̬̺̰͕̜̮̈̈́T̷̡̪̳̼̬̼̥̪̀͋̅͊Ờ̷͎̭̗͕̯̥͍͇̦͉͍͗́̈͗̉͜ͅ ̸̡͉̖̼̖̗͓̯̳̰͈̞̠̫̪̗͋̂̿S̶̠̲̲̯̖̰͊͑͑̊̿̃̃̃̓̏̃̋̄͛͜͜I̸̡̝̲̮̝̬̭̜̗͗̀͛̈́̅̆͐̈́͋͐̎͝ͅG̷̢̝̰̬̻̪̲̬͙̹̥̠̟͔̯͂͐̂̈͌̋́͋̊͒̉̂͝N̵̮̼̠͑̃̀͊́̋͑̋̒̃͆̔́͘͠͝͝,̴̯͖̲̼̼̱̖̟̐̾̀͊͘̚͝͝ ̵̢̫̠͎̗͍̘͑̀̄͛̓̇̓͗͑̾̈́̏̏̎̈́͝Y̶̺͙̹͙͙͙͚͚̝̮̤̗͗̒̈́͆̀̈́́̉̆̄̐́̈́̕͜͝͝ͅO̵̞̩͕̮̣͕̕U̷̡̦̯͊̈́’̵̛̦͚̙̩̬̙̤̩̳̫̏̃̈́͆̔͝ͅͅD̵̖̒̔́̈͌͛̈̃̆̈́̌̓͠͝ ̵͙͙͔̿̋͂͑̉̽̾̽͝͝A̷̠̲̗̬̳̳͇͙̐́ͅĻ̴̧̛̛̭̭̪̱̥̳̭̪͓̗̺̣͊̉̅̈̾̀̔̆̐̎̚̕Ṟ̷̣̑͒̎̔͌̂̈́̆̑̓̓̋̒͂͠͝͝Ȩ̶͈̭̜̯̎͜A̸̛̫̰̺͎͆̊͌̀̂́̐̒͗̓̎̏̑̿͗D̵̯͇̩̈́̆́̅̈́Y̶̥̆̈́̇̈́ ̵͈̆̑̉͑́̊́̔B̵͔̪̿̀͆̀̒͘͠E̷̹̙͚̰̗̓̋̈́̽̎̽͛̆̈́̓̽͗̓́̽̓͘ ̸̨̬̙̝̔̓̂̕͜Ḑ̶͙̝͙̰̱͔͚̫̲̥̬͔͎̘͛̈́̉̔͂̋̾̆̓̈́̃͠Ę̶̡̧̛̭͖͍̫̺̙̬̣̣͂̍́͆̎̀̈͜ͅA̷̡̨̛̰͉̹͕͔̻̅͂̿͆͂͛͝Ḑ̷̺͚̫̥̖̈̅̏͛̇͆͜͠ ̷̧̨̼͚̖̖̬̺̣͍̰͇̓̓̈̒̈́̾͆̾̈́̉̄̂̓͌͒͝
Kidding, if you couldn’t tell
I get so bored, so I abuse myself~
Chrous
Welcome to the UNIX world!
How was the trial?
If you want to explore around,
Give us a syscall()
We don’t hear Windows often,
We’re happy you just opt-in
Don’t spend time with Windows,
They’re just full of bloatware
Verse: Hamoa Oryon and EDKPiepaint
Ha! You come fast, but soon you’ll stumple,
When app stopped working, they’ll bring more trouble!
Not so sure why you’ll mention that
Alas, I’m gonna see how he will write software stack!
Leave me alone!
You know I brought some snack, to play trombone~
If you say one more pun, then I’ll be done!
Chrous: Hamoa Oryon
We can relat to your examination,
Because we processes have our own motivations
You know your creature works pretty fine,
You can always restart if you sell your privacy
Final chrous: EDKPiepaint
I’ve got my eyes on you, while you just developing
I’ll decompress all dirty things inside your soul,
A developer, or a raider, now you should know
‘Cause it’s a long-lived rule down to the code
Footnotes
高通驍龍 X Elite（先前叫做SC8380XP）的代號，其姓氏「Oryon」則是暗指高通的自研ARM處理器核心「Oryon」。 ↩
TLS（傳輸層安全性協定）握手是建立安全網路連線的關鍵程序。簡單來說，每當你訪問一個以
https://開頭的網站時，你的瀏覽器與伺服器之間就會進行這段「對話」，目的是在傳送數據之前先確認對方的身分，並協議出一套加密方式。 ↩北美地區Linux愛好者舉行的同行者聚會，旨在分享自己的FOSS經驗，幫助別人解決相關問題等。 ↩
系統呼叫（System Call，簡稱
syscall） 是應用程式（User Space）與作業系統核心（Kernel Space）之間的橋樑。在電腦中，為了保證安全性，普通程式（如瀏覽器、遊戲）被限制直接操作硬體（如硬碟、網路、記憶體）。當程式需要執行這些敏感操作時，就必須向作業系統「發出請求」，這個請求機制就是 System Call。在C中，程式需使用syscall()函式才能進行系統呼叫。歌詞中將常見的「打電話」這一行爲與syscall()建立聯繫，是一種更形象的記憶方式。 ↩在計算機術語中，該詞通常用於指代使用者加入了某一個「空中編程」（OTA）頻道。 ↩
形容驍龍 X Elite 晶片在主線 Linux 核心下不穩定。 ↩
間諜軟體，指所有收集使用者隱私和資料的程式。常見的間諜軟體有 Android, Windows, ChromeOS等。 ↩
對於早期UNIX系統安裝軟體方式的形象描述。 ↩
原意爲「連環殺人犯」，但因爲「serial」一詞在計算機術語中也可以指代作業系統的「序列控制臺」，所以也可作「串口殺手」解。 ↩