279 words
1 minutes
Fancy Phones & Laptops -- A FOSS Parody of Fast Cars & Superstars by Cristian Marchi
2025-09-17

Verse#

When the phone begins heating, lying on the desk
Wait for some time, and show me some logs
I wanna get everybody shocked, Linux goes first
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on

When the phone begins heating, lying on the desk
Wait for some time, and show me some logs
I wanna get everybody shocked, Linux goes first
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on

Chorus#

Grab another cable, reading logs from console
Fancy phones, laptops, leave my home tomorrow
Grab another cable, reading logs from console
Fancy phones, laptops, leave my home tomorrow

Hook#

Fancy—phones
Fancy phones,
Laptops,
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on

Bridge#

One…up…up in the club

Verse#

When the phone begins heating, lying on the desk
Wait for some time, and show me some logs
I wanna get everybody shocked, Linux goes first
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on

When the phone begins heating, lying on the desk
Wait for some time, and show me some logs
I wanna get everybody shocked, Linux goes first
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on

Chorus#

Grab another cable, reading logs from console
Fancy phones, laptops, leave my home tomorrow
Grab another cable, reading logs from console
Fancy phones, laptops, leave my home tomorrow

Outro#

Fancy—phones
Fancy phones,
Laptops,
And Let me see your faces, and turn the cooler on