Part 1
Hey, you’re all acting so weak until I found you,
Can’t even compile, and that’s the issue
Now it’s OK,
Hey, we tell Android it was nice to meet you,
But I’ll guess we’ll never see you again.
We wish upon the stars,
Crossed through the distros without singing march,
And through years we fall,
Now I’m getting stronger with FOSS power,
And I, I, I, I, I, can’t stop.
No I, I, I, I, I, can’t stop.
Our enemies will cower,
From my large forces and power,
We’re equipped with mainline kernel,
And tons of open-source softwares,
An army of upstream patches,
And powerful hardware too,
We are always getting stronger,
Every upgrade we’re getting better. (3×, with dance music in between)
Part 2
We, blew them up like the frail, without truth,
Victory is that what seems true,
And we won’t fail.
Slay, insert floppy disks to my PC,
That we won’t forget in time long, OKAY.
We wish upon the stars,
Crossed through the distros without singing march,
And through years we fall,
Now I’m getting stronger with FOSS power,
And I, I, I, I, I, can’t stop.
No I, I, I, I, I, can’t stop.
Our enemies will cower,
From my large forces and power,
We’re equipped with mainline kernel,
And tons of open-source softwares,
An army of upstream patches,
And powerful hardware too,
We are always getting stronger,
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Part 3
Our enemies will cower,
From my large forces and power,
We’re equipped with mainline kernel,
And tons of open-source softwares,
An army of upstream patches,
And powerful hardware too,
We are always getting stronger,
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
vevib fktizwv dv’iv tvggrmt yvggvi.
45 76 65 72 79 20 75 70 67 72 61 64 65 20 77 65 27 72 65 20 67 65 74 74 69 6e 67 20 62 65 74 74 65 72 2e
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
vevib fktizwv dv’iv tvggrmt yvggvi.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
vevib fktizwv dv’iv tvggrmt yvggvi.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.
Every upgrade we’re getting better.