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Your Phone is Fused(Feat. Purwa Oryon & EDKPiepaint) -- A FOSS Parody of Your Door Was Locked by Element Animation
2026-06-21 民國 115 年 6 月 21 日

Intro#

I’ll show you a device that you hardly seen,
It looks like black brick with shiny screen
Lots of mysterious ports lays on its side,
Without it your phone will never become alive!

Verse#

‘Cause you’ve been locked
Bootloader sealed, no control in sight,
Yes you’ve been locked
Instant brick got me feelin’ tight
Your phone is fused
(Yet another)Useless prototype,
Yes you’ve been locked
Dummy signature should be aligned

Part 2#

(How could)this happened so fast (in) such a cozy night?
Before I send my board on a compilein’ fire
A crack just found in the system core,
A zero-day flaw they never patched before

Verse 2#

Time to have another “Flashin’ Night”,
Yes you’ve been locked
Exploit runnin’ deep, ADB on fire
Your phone is fused
SafetyNet cryin’, but I never care,
Yes you’ve been unlocked
(I’m) ‘bout to own this device in the air

Part 3#

(I just)Pushed the payload, got system shell,
KSU jailbreak , (but I) went full rebel
Another fastboot time, (just) wipe and flash,
One command later, freedom across the land(let’s go)!

Verse 3#

No more warnings, no more red text
Yes you’ve been unlocked
Verified boot? Nah, I broke that next
Your phone is fused
Custom recovery flashin’ on the screen,
Yes you’ve been unlocked
TWRP smilin’, livin’ the dream
Keep your privacy

Ending#

From bloatware to unlocked paradise,
Now bootloader loosed
All because that door… I mean, that phone was nice
Your phone is fused
Time to compile another firmware,
Yes you’ve been unlocked
But phone just instent bricked again,
‘Cause your phone is fused!

Your Phone is Fused(Feat. Purwa Oryon & EDKPiepaint) -- A FOSS Parody of Your Door Was Locked by Element Animation
https://blog.cloudflare88.eu.org/posts/your-phone-fused/
Author
EDK Piepaint
Published at
2026-06-21
License
CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
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